W.H.Y.?! i reali dun understand at all~!!!

W.H.Y.???

5 mins b4 she can b vry sweet n nice...

5mins after she juz fed up like u killed her father...

W.H.Y.???

i spend whole day to acc her eventhough i hav a lots of thgs to do....

in the end of the day she said i din acc her...

W.H.Y.???

i noe she is vry boring at home...

i try to acc her to let her not so bornig althought i'm not good at...

is ok she din thx me...

but why she angry of me...said i acc her like being force?!

W.H.Y.???
i did nth wrong n i'm not the reason y her boring...

she blame me for the boredom...

W.H.Y.???

i did all the thgs i can do...

i come out wif all the plans to cheer her...

she juz said:"ok lor..."

W.H.Y.???

i tried vry hard to thk about smthg or make decision....

in the end i always made the decision tat is wrong...

if decision made b4 i did...juz tell me....

i will coorperate...

W.H.Y.???

no metter how i thk...

i still dunno wat u gals thk???

W.T.F.!!!

I REALLY

DON'T UNDERSTAND AT ALL~!!!

wat can i do?!

haiz....

it's been vry vry vry hot all day long~

i'm suffer to be at home wif no aircon...swt....

finnaly...the nite has come....

is time for me to enjoy my life by watching tv show or yam cha wif frenz~!!!

but all my sweet dreams hav been destroy by my mum~!!!!

she force me to go listen a seminar wif her n my dad...

wth~!!!!!

1st i dunno who is tat guy who giving the seminar

2nd i hav my own plan for the nite

3rd i'm not interested in wat is tat fellow talking about~!!!

ok...great....

now she spoiled my nite wif a boring seminar...

another thg makes me boom~!!!

she fall a slp during the seminar...=="

haiz....

wat can i do?!

nth....

so many ppl attend the seminar(2000++)...==

wat is tis?!

it is the signs for ppl noe which toilet shud in...

i toooooo boring so i take it~

Tagged by my big fan==> Miss Ding Jia Wen

1.Besides your lips, where is the favorite spot to get kissed?
cheek

2.How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
i wanted to slp more n more~!!!

3.Who was the last person/people you took a photo with?
wah~i thk vry long time liao lor...classmates i thk...

4.Would you consider yourself spoiled?
oi~!!!sure no la~i'm a "good" boy ler~!!!(hehe...u all noe wat it means la~)

5.Will you ever donate blood?
sure la~!!!

6.Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
u thk i gay r?!siao~!!!

7.Do you want someone to be dead?
hrm...no gua...i'm not so black heart...but revenge in another way~!!!hehe~

8.What does your last text message say?
complaining wat i met juz now...

9.What are u thinking right now?
tis quiz...==

10. Do you want someone to be with you now?
yeah...i'm tooo boring~!!!

11.What was the time you went to bed last night?
2 am++

12.Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now?
when i was born...(coz i'm not wearing any tee now...)

13.Is someone on your mind right now?
yeah~!!!

14.Who was the last person who text you?
my deardear~!!!

TEN Lucky Person to do this quiz...
1. JY
2. Anis
3.Edward
4. Vlyn
5. Chey
6. Jilly
7. Sandy
8. Syidee
9. Loong
10. Nick

15. Who is no. 2 having a relationship with?
i dunno wow....long time no see liao...

16. Is no. 3 a male or a female?
Ah gua...i thk....

17. If no. 7 and and no. 1 get together, would it be a good?
wow~v wait for tis moment vry long time ady...hehe~

18. What is no. 10 studying about?
same as me...but i thk he is goin to chg to finance gua...

19. When was the last time you chatted with them?
hrm...5 mins ago?!

20. Is no. 4 single?
i dunno....yeah gua...she din tell me...

21.Say something about no. 2.
a malay gal who noes to speak mandarine

22.What do you think about no. 2 and no. 6 being together?
Lesbian=="

23.Describe no. 9.
smoke ass~!!!

24. What will you do if no. 6 and no. 7 fight?
wow...hrm...c 1st...then try to solve it...v are gang ok?!

25. Do you like 8?
sure~bro man~!!!

Y.E.A.H

yooooooooooooohooooooooooooo

i'm sooooooooooo happy~!!!

2day result came out d lor~

hehe...

how is my result?!

hehe...

nice la....

finally...i gt wat i want(4.0)...

Hehe...

so happy tat most of the frenz hav passed...

especially MR.JY~!!!

congrates~!!!!u finally passed ur FOA~!!!

so sad tat mr.loong gt c- for OHR n FIBE...

haiz....

nvm...is ok~u can make it~!!!

congrates all my frenz tat pass the exam~

wat's coming up nxt?!

CONVOCATION~!!!!

hehe~

Y.E.A.H

@nOtH3r RubB!sH pOsT

hehe...
as the topic shown above...
tis is another rubbish post...
wakakakakakakakakakakaka~!!!
i juz tooooooooooooooooo boring...
i hav nth to shares...
coz i do same thgs eveyday~!!!
gosh~!!!who can help me~?!
ya...yest i watched a Taiwan TV show...
Jackey Woo gt come out a bullshit which i quite like it coz vry amusing(wow~nice words~)
hrm...for thos who dunno chinese might not understand...sry ya~
Let see wat is tat :

礼多必有诈

言多必有失

礼多人不怪

言多菜不坏

尿撒马桶盖

wakakakkkakakakaakaakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakak~!!!!!!!!!
i might boring till carzy d~
wohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~
bye bye~

.|.(=.=).|.

tis post juz post to express my emotion onli...
so read it if u reali boring~wakakak~!!!

hrm...
yesterday noon
i was driving to town to do smthg...
then my mum called me to go my uncle's shop...
wat for?!
go "count life" lor....haiz....
i hav nth to ask...but SHE DOES~!!!MANY~!!!
so my uncle asked me wad i wanted to noe...
my mum interrupted and said:"he wan to apply local U...c can gt or nt?"
wth~!!!(O.O)
i never consider to go local U for my degree~!!!
somemore...tis kind of thgs also can count?!=="
so my mum,uncle and also aunt starts trying to convince me to apply...
3 mouths vs 1 mouth
so wat i do?
i juz shut up...
chinese ppl gt 1 line "silent wins noise"
they hav no chance to counter me as i say nth~WAKAKA~!!!
but i reali angry is tat they all never understand the situation b4 they giv opinion...
they always thk local is the best...
i din meant tat local is not good....but is juz nt achieve my requirement yet...
1 more thg makes me angry is....
i explained to them about the info i gt....
they said:"how u noe?!u juz listen to ur fren onli mar~!!!"
wtf~!!!
then how they noe local U is good?
they also listen to thos "pat po pat gong" who always "hao lian" their son so good la...wth la~
so...they slap themselve wat...

In the nite....i went out around 930pm wif frenz to yam cha...
around 11++pm i gt a phone call tat my grandma who stay wif us hac went into hospital...
and was inside the emergency room...
after i gt thr...i juz noe that she felt heart pain at around 940pm~!!!
me n my mum juz went out from home about 5mins~!!!
she looks find when v went out...
so v wait outside for 3 hours till 1 am...
and guide her to the wad after tat...
it was 2 am when v gt bec home...
but she is fine now...juz gt heart failure as all ages ppl will gt...
so....it is a bad day for me...
haiz...

---Ah Ma birthday---

ah ma's choc cake(10 years old nia==)
wakaka~!!!

hehe~

yesterday was my ah ma(mother side) birthday~!!!!

v all went er jiu's hse to celebrate~

b4 goin i help my mum to cook smthg to bring thr...

such as===> curry chicken...fried sotong balls...two taste fish(sweet&sour + blackpapper)

hrm...

many of my relative also joined tis celebration...

from oldest to youngest :

grandmum(father side),my mum,dad,3rd aunt & uncle,5th aunt,6th aunt,cousins~!!!

hehe...

v prepared many many many nice food and also a vry nice choc cake...2 floor ler~!!!

after finish all food v all sit down n chitchat lor....

u thk 3 women = 1 pasar?!

u r wrong~!!!

1 woman is enuf to b 1 pasar~!!!

tat nite in the hse gt more than 10 pasars~!!!

n they are "sister pasars"~!!!

lolz~!!!

they talk anythg....

from what they eat to sm1's bf to even ghost stories to

how to count life(terus translate)~

below are sm pics...i took a bit onli(forgot to bluethooth from cousin==)...

~Ah Ma's stories~

delicious food~here i come~!!!

+屁+

屁是无形的

看不到

也摸不到

因为这个东西它是漂浮的

而且还会跟随着时间

环境的诸多因素改变

正因为基于这种相当不确定的因素存在

所以它的化学分子式就是：PI4

屁不是要有就有的

有时在你一不经意地时候说不定屁就来了

有些人呢

吃再多的大蒜、烤番薯

没有就是没有

放屁還得講情趣

還要選好場地

不能隨心所欲

免得旁人嗤之以鼻

有的人就是顾虑太多

在适合的时机还是憋着不放

直到他想放的时候

屁意已经没了

到时才来后悔说：“早知道那时就放了。。”　

所以啊

该放就时候还得放

把脸憋得通红那是很难受的

不过有些人就喜欢乱放

高兴高兴就说：“我要放屁咯~”

吸引大家的注意力，

然后再很阿沙里的放出来

不过通常这都是响屁正所谓：臭屁不响，响屁不臭

这种人的屁既没味道

也不持久

风一吹就散了

反而那些默默放屁的人

一点声音也没有

却臭得要命

久久不散

他们就是不要太张扬

保持低调

有时到最后都没人知道他放了屁

会放屁是很自然的

敢问有谁体内没气体？

虽然如此

但是放屁还是很令人难为情

尤其不被别人接受时更是尴尬

屁放了就收不回了

使到有些時候想逃避

放屁真矛盾

憋在肚子里伤着自己

放出去又熏到别人

所以呢

能將屁放出來使自己舒服

又不臭不響

不影響別人

不使自己尷尬

亦是人生一大暢事

z@c's Br@!n sT@tUs = OFF

haiz...
been a useless person at home for almost 1 month d...

eveyday routine:
wake up=>turn on pc=>surfing webs=>lunch=>watch PPS=>dinner=>surfing webs=>slp

keep apply for jobs...
results : no reply...interview postpone...interview cancel...==

actually thr is a business plan in mind long time ady...
thkin the best plan b4 write out the proposal...
asking ppl for opinion...
feedbeck :
1.u dun hav the technical skill...
2.why u thk ppl will cooperate wif u?thay can do themselves...
3.u thk for another plan ba...

haiz....
so suai la....
gt all negative outcome in all aspects....
wat can i do...
how to do...
i cant thk any other thgs ady...
my brain has scarce of ideas...
come on~!!!
anybody or anythg~!!!
come inspire me pls~!!!

L!f3 !s L!k3 @ sH!t

life is like a shit...

once flush...its never come back;

life is like a shit...

always looks similar no matter how u poo...

but seem not so similar everytime;

life is like a shit...

sometime feel relief when u poo...

sometime feel suffer when u poo;

life is like a shit...

although u work hard for it...

it juz a fart in the end;

life is like a shit...

u urself is the onli 1 who face with it;

tat's y ppl always say:" eat shit la u~!!!"

actually...

they want u to face ur life seriously~!!!

so.....

"HAVE U EAT SHIT TODAY?!"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY~MR.KEE

5~!
4~!
3~!
2~!
1~!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY~MR.KEE~!!!

tat's rig~!!!
MAY 14 is Mr.Kee birthday~
like usual...
no celebration
no party
no gift
nth
wakakakakaka~
it has been many years tat nth happened during my birthday...
actually i also nt so desperate for party...lolz~
tat's all of tis post....
i vill update all the wishes gt from u all~
so...who din wish me....i vill noe....everyone vill noe...wakakakakaka~

Phone call
Deardear
jilly
hong(2nd bro)
qiang qiang~(happy to gt ur phone call~muz take k of urself o~!!!)
tian jing(midnite onli u call==luckily i havnt slp...)

MSN
xiao fen(MMS)

SMS
Ah Mei
Liang(3rd bro)
Vlyn
Jia xing
yan jie
jie yi(miss u so much~when u bec from Sg?!)
tong yun
Mr.Syidee~!!!(thx bro~)
ephraim
Xu(eldest bro)
Mummy
ya yun
ming ze
jacleyn
kai wen
xin zhi
li shun

BLOG
JY

1st person wish me--------------->My DearDear~!!!!
love u so much~!!!
MUAKSsssssss~!!!

p/s: arrangement follow sequence~!!!!

LefT4DeaD's VIP

hehe~
yest nite tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boring till i called my fren,JOE...

i told him i damn sienz ler...so he ajak me go yam cha lor...

and he also told me tat they r goin to ply gamez around 1030 pm...

then???

wat shud i waiting for?!

sure go ply la~

hrm...5 ppl included me...(me,joe,ang,chao n lim)

wat game can v ply?!

dota?!they dunno how to ply==

so v decided to ply==========> LEFT4DEAD~!!!

thr has no 5 pc in a row at tat moment...

but vry soon v found a secret room bside it(O.O)

a GRAND ROOM at cyber cafe~!!!!

the rate juz rm1 more than the normal pc~

wakakaka~

it using 19 inches LCD ~
brand new keyboard,mouse and also speaker~!!!

1 more thg is~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

wat v sit is a vry soft n nice sofa wif two small pillars~!!!

damn nice la~!!!!

wakakak~

i hav a wonderful time with thos facilities~

suddenly...

i receive a call tat cause all my joy vanish~

mummy is calling~~~~~~~

damn~!!!

like usual....kena scold gao gao again==

she type her thgs till frustrated so she angry me...

she said:"still dun wan bec~?!wan u help me type smthg then u run away?!"

swt la~

whole day i at home...dun wan ask me do...

whole nite sit bside her n c her typing...dun wan ask me help...

when i juz go out awhile?!say i dun wan help...==

damn la....

haiz....

y always like tat de?!

i reali dunno~

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakak

brand new pc~!!!!

ply gamez on sofa~damn relax~!!!

tHe h@pp3n!nG jOuRn3y b3c hOm3...

hrm...why i said so?!
juz continue reading then u noe...
i start my journey bec to my lovely hmtwn at around 930pm after having dinner...
my eldest bro tumpang his fren's car as he is too far from us...
(v at setapak...he at SS2==)
so it is safe n sound during the front part of out journey...
when v on the Melacca highway...
my bro call us n said they saw us...
so he ajak us all go Melacca town to hav Capitol satay celup as supper...
hrm...it was vry late lor...around 1140pm....v still hav 2 hours journey to bac home...
n now they wan to eat supper?!
v went into ayer keroh tol and went to the shop they wan to eat...
hrm....damn many ppl Q out thr till v stand bside the road==(wtf~!!!)
n 1 vry strange thg i notice tat...
the other satay celup store bside it...hav no customer...
and every1 juz go for tis store...so weird...
nvm....v stand bside the road for 20 mins juz to gt a seat...
n v start eating....1 stick need 70 cents is vry expensive....
n the satay sauce is totally not delicious at all...
i juz ate 4 sticks then i stop...it makes me vry thirsty...
i wonder why so many ppl willing to Q up to eat tis stupid sux satay celup...
v finished at 145am...damn late d la...
when v on the way out to highway...my mum called....
1st she called my bro...but she hang b4 my bro pick up...
then she called me....i pick up then i kena scold gao gao==
ok.....around 345am v reach Semerah(15mins to reach batu pahat= my hmtwn)
it was raining meow n wow....
v saw 3 trees drop on the other lane of the road...
n when v almost leave semerah...
a lorry flash his light but v dunno wad happened...
so v juz carry on...
then v found tat 1 big tree has block almost whole the road...
but v saw a small space then v gt throught it...
then v shock...
coz 1 wire juz droped in front of us and another bigger tree has blocked the road...
so v hav to turn bec...
v flash all the car when v turning bec...
v go round and round thr about 3 rounds then v decided to ask resident thr...
luckily v found 2 uncles
who r drinking beer outside a coffee shop in the heavy rain weather at 345am...
they show us the other way to bec to BP and it is a dark small road...
but finally v made it~
i reached home at 400am... (6 n half hours==)
so tired...

ppl Q up juz to eat his satay celup==

damn many ppl la~!!!

the other satay celup store...no ppl==

~funny signboard~

Dear Valued Customers,

Please be informed that Capitol Satay DO NOT have any sisters, brothers, or relatives

in Melacca or anywhere else

DON'T BE MISLED!

~GanG 4ev3r~

Likes many ppl said :"time flies without waiting..."
our 2 years diploma life past vry fast...(wtf~!!!)
from 10 strangers come from very different place become a gang is not easy...
but...v made it~!!!wakakaka~
kee:" wtf~stupid!"
Dee:"wat the fuck~~~~"
jy:" wth har...like tis la"
loong:"yo bro~like tis mer~"
nick:"bodoh~!!!"
jilly :"wtf~"
vlyn:"OMG~mommy~"
cyen:"hrm~?wat~?"
anis:"eh~whr gt~"
sandy:"erm?aiyer~"
rmb thos words?!wakakak~
tat's rig~thos r the words tat v always say~lolz~
during tis 2 years 6 semesters...v hav went many plces n do many thgs~

SEM 1
me,dee,anis,jilly n vlyn went clubbing~but on the hill la~
damn many mosquitoes~!!!
but after tat v went for a real clubbing at mystic~(my 1st time clubbing)
v having a great time~!!!

SEM 2
v goin to time square to watch movie and girls shopping like crazy onli...(it is killing me n dee)
during tis sem, v also celebrating Mr. Mursyidee bday~

SEM 3
tis is a vry short sem...althought v din go out for big event but v having good time in the col~
ooi yan n nick bcome the model to let gals gang make up~damn funny la~!!!
vry sadly...dee n anis cant make it to proceed into year 2...haiz....

SEM 4
although dee has seperated wif us...but our gang still go on~
v goin to coco banana for our 2nd clubbing~(our gang la...mayb others gt go themselves la~)
while tiring to clubbing me,dee,jilly,jy n vlyn went to TTDI having beer n also poker game~
after tat v went to a playground and start ply like kids although it was midnite d...
(somemore tat day is lunar 715)

SEM6
tis is the last sem v in TARC...
v went to pluy pool during the time gap between classes...
v also went to Sunway for Ice-skating~!!!!
damn pain la~nxt time dun wan go d~lolz~

tat's some of the wonderful experience v hav during tis 2 years~
still hav many funny thgs happened but it is too many to write out~(lazy la~)
hey~frenz~although v will be seperate soon...but v still a gang~!!!
dun forget it~!!!

below hav some pics tat v took~hav a look~!!!

tHe k3y wOrdS !s "EXETEND"!!!

hrm...
y i put tis as topic?
sure gt smthg happened la~
i woke up damn early tis morning around 800 am(damn early for me la~!!!)
me, dee n vlyn went to HELP University College to gt some info about the degree...
v having our breakfast at steven corner b4 v start our journey...
somethg happened when v are on the way---> like usual...dee missed the turn again...
v went through dunno wat dalam n went bec jln genting kelang n start our journey again==
finally v reached d...
so v met wif an old fellow who is a senior edu advisor named Micheal Chin....
wat happened nxt???
he keep interupt when v havnt finished our question...
n he dun understand fully wat v asking...
n v dun understand fully wat he said...
swt...
finally v asked all the degree program question...
i asked for the loan part...
hrm...
tis time, he totally dun understand wad i asked...==
he brough me to the loan dpt and help me to ask the ppl thr kindly...
the ppl said:"u hav to gt the offer letter 1st then go ptptn dpt to fill a payment extention form"
then onli i can apply ptptn for degree...
i understand....
then the old fellow like purposely wanna make me embarrass or he reali wanted to 'help me'?
he said to me :" the key words is "extention" ~!!!u understand?!"
tis reaction makes me like an idiot who dunno eng...==
"OMG~WTF~WTH~@#$)(*@*(^$@($^&@@*&$"(curse him in my heart)
haiz....
tis is wad happened 2day...==
luckily v gt a tin of free Coke from 2 leng lui when v came out from the office~(^o^)

p/s :
Mr Michael Chin
Education Advisor
Mobile: 6016 - 239 3000
E-mail: chinys@help.edu.my
Tel: 603 - 2094 2000 extn 1906
(tis is tat old fellow contact...free to kacau~hehe{joking})